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Flash Fiction: Service Mouth

usehermouthandthroat:

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I asked for this.

A week, he said. He said he’d give me a week. A good, solid week would be enough to test my mettle, let me know what I’m really capable of.

I’d asked to be a service mouth.

The rules are simple, he explained. I nodded my head because we’d negotiated every…

Why does this need to be fictional…? God dammit. Someone just gave me a whole new fantasy to attempt to turn into reality. I need someone who wants this, but doesn’t even see it as a game, just something we both love to do…

There are special ladies among us, the kind of special lady who enjoys being used hard, the kind that puts things in her mouth she “shouldn’t,” the kind of special lady who can appreciate the sublime joys of things in her butt and welts on her ass cheeks. The trick is finding said lady.

We special ladies exist, you know, sometimes hiding in plain sight, wearing full-coverage blouses and suit jackets and ordering the side salad instead of fries at lunch. Sometimes we special ladies like to watch Project Runway while painting our toe nails. 

Point is, we special ladies are out there. I promise. Now go find one. 

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Fuck, I just ovulated a little*.

*Which isn’t to say I don’t understand how ovulation works, because I do. I realize it’s not voluntarily controlled nor is it controlled by sexual attraction as the sight of Idris Elba won’t make me ovulate though it will make me immensely sexually excited.

Man, I suck as an Internet creeper.  

(Source: details.com, via gabifresh)

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I Tried Cannabis Lube, and This is What My Vagina Felt Like

femsubdenial:

hmmmm… I can see interesting applications to this!

Just so happens I recently moved to a state where pot is available in dispensaries but we don’t yet have Foria (as it’s only in California now). 

My partner and I will be first in line when it finally shows up because my pussy hasn’t been stoned in AGES.

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I’m glad I saw this this morning. 
Last night, I did lunges and glute bridges and started looking at was looking at my form in the mirror, judging my thighs, trying to see my muscle development, judging my skin and fat and whatever else. Hey, I’m human. It’s a thing I do. 
Then I realized my ass is looking great. I mean really, really good. 
Fuck no, it’s not conceited to think these things. It’s pretty awesome to know you’re working hard for stronger body. 
Also, my thighs touch and my ass is huge and I fucking LOVE that. 

I’m glad I saw this this morning. 

Last night, I did lunges and glute bridges and started looking at was looking at my form in the mirror, judging my thighs, trying to see my muscle development, judging my skin and fat and whatever else. Hey, I’m human. It’s a thing I do. 

Then I realized my ass is looking great. I mean really, really good. 

Fuck no, it’s not conceited to think these things. It’s pretty awesome to know you’re working hard for stronger body. 

Also, my thighs touch and my ass is huge and I fucking LOVE that. 

(Source: fem-fitness)

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